when's the last time i did this?

so i realize that i haven't blogged in a while, so let me give it another shot. hmm, i have a rediscovered interest in comic books, which is lame (i know) amongst the horror movies/zombie fetish and being a beginner @ dungeons and dragons. but it's a nice thing to waste money on, cuz everyone knows how i like to waste the money. hey, it's better than spending it all on booze, or drugs...just sit on that. anywho, still working the isles of movie warehouse...pretty boring, nothing much to update there, no raise or anything, did get some pretty sweet lil gifts from there, like shirts and stuff...and got to see my fam for x-mas. got a digital camera, so now i can be a bigger camera whore than mattytron. and i got to hang w/ the mostest wonderfulest g/f in the whole world on x-mas eve. and the star wars marathon w/ mattytron & the DM!, and shopping the day after x-mas. nothing really that exciting. up to episode 97 on Naruto, and i did that in like two days...37 to 97...holy shit.
oh, and today i was reading lj's and shit, and jason might not be coming back this semester! what the hell? that's blows big monkey nuts, i mean it'd be cool to have a private room, but i don't wanna pay for it. and plus i like having a room mate that i get along with. if he doesn't come back it's not like the room's gonna be much different though, most of the shit around here is mine anyway, cuz i'm such a pack rat with all this clutter shit. i dunno. it's all of the sudden, so i'm thrown off. anyway, i have to use the little boy's room, so i'll be back.
alright, i'm back...bye.

the joys of randomness

so as i'm sure you all know since you keep up with every single thing i do...i went to bardstown for the weekend, since i have to work on x-mas, now before you guys throw me your, 'i'm sorry' or 'that sucks' messages, it's fine - i took it b/c i knew no one else wanted to, either way - i'm still cherry b/c i got present and gave them as well, just didn't have to wait as long, which is pretty nice. anywho, sunday night, my parents and i went and ate in elizabethtown, and we had to stop by some stores, b/c my mother likes to shop like no other, it's like her cocaine+herione, seriously, she'll put in full 8 hour days of shopping, i shit you not. anyway, on with the mini-tale, we proceeded into t.j. maxx b/c my pops wanted some coffee, and they apparently have this kind've awesome coffee (whole bean) that he can't find anywhere else, so i just start wandering around the store, and i like to do, and i notice how much weird junk the maxx has, i mean seriously, among it's cool mini-jimbe (sp?) drums, and celtic crosses, it's african (& chinese) themed statuettes and awesomely artistic vases, i see two things that quite frankly scare me, first i run across this pleasure device that's disguising itself as a popel towel holder, seriously, check it out:

i mean if that's not a dildo/butt plug, i don't know what is...and i pointed it out to my parents with this shocked look on my face, like my childhood had just been raped away in that one moment, and i was forced to be an adult, the only thing i could say was, "can i have this?" of course, they asked what i needed it for, and i was ashamed so i turned away and told them not to worry about it. so i carried on with my nomadic wandering and exploring of the story, and then i see this:

seriously, what the hell is this, i mean, it's not a candle holder, the woman's body doesn't have any arms, or a freaggin' head. what the hell man? at this point i had no choice but to run away, and go open my x-mas present, which i received - duh duh duh, and digital camera and bunches of food. yay. the end.