they remade day of the dead

is true, is true! and it's out now. don't go watch it, b/c remakes usually twist the original version into something fucking gay.
anyway, that being said. i fucking hate cunt sucking bitchfaces. and just for that, i'm going to kill a kitten and send a fuck you letter to PETA.

long time no shave, suave, sally joe hair products.

i’m still alive. thought you’d like to know, and i’m pretty sure i’m dying. my ribs have been killing me forever, and i think i’m internally bleeding.
and yes, what you heard is true, my sperm is more potent that yours.