oh shit, he's gonna eat your face off
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
i've made a new friend...
...his name is Eddie Brock aka VENOM
oh shit, he's gonna eat your face off
oh shit, he's gonna eat your face off
Monday, February 13, 2006
tues 2/14
ya know i don't really post on here that much, so i figured i'd a
little dvd review since i get to see 'em before most of the public do to
my fucking awesome job...anywho...i shall proceed
zombie honeymoon: blew ass, it said, 'romantic comedy with zombies' but it was full of shit, nothing funny about it...and not to mention, there was only like two real zombies in the whole thing, and they both did this 28 day later, throw up in the person's face to turn 'em, and croaked...so just chalk it up as another dumbass zombie movie...but on a bright side, the gore was pretty good
mirrormask: fucking awesome, it was original, trippy, great fantasy like storyline, had me mezmorized the whole time, and was really well put together, neil gainman wrote a great story and the effects were even better, fitting with the plot and characters of everything...definitely a great movie
zathura: if you like jumanji, you'll prolly like this...b/c it's jumanji 2: jumanji in space...all in all, not bad for a family movie, much like jumanji
zombie honeymoon: blew ass, it said, 'romantic comedy with zombies' but it was full of shit, nothing funny about it...and not to mention, there was only like two real zombies in the whole thing, and they both did this 28 day later, throw up in the person's face to turn 'em, and croaked...so just chalk it up as another dumbass zombie movie...but on a bright side, the gore was pretty good
mirrormask: fucking awesome, it was original, trippy, great fantasy like storyline, had me mezmorized the whole time, and was really well put together, neil gainman wrote a great story and the effects were even better, fitting with the plot and characters of everything...definitely a great movie
zathura: if you like jumanji, you'll prolly like this...b/c it's jumanji 2: jumanji in space...all in all, not bad for a family movie, much like jumanji
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Thursday, February 9, 2006
you guys wanna hear a funny story?
so before we begin, i must set up the quite funny tale...in case there
are those of you that didn't know...mattytron and i have a class
together this semester...soc 131...and earlier today in said class the
professor was asking for one reason or another if we were afraid of her,
and someone said, 'yeah' just being a jerk-off, so she was imitating
Indiana Jones making this horrid impersonation of a whip saying, 'don't
make me get my whip out' so as the class proceeded, we took a quiz and
then started on a huge topic of politics and blah blah blah, this i
didn't find the least bit amusing, and all the jackasses in class were
all being...political...so with my boredom, i send mattytron a text
message which i knew would catch him off guard, it said 'fucking faggot'
so he got it and laughed...then another ingenious line popped in my
head, so i tried to help remedy the boredom, and i enter in the text and
sent another message to mattytron, in which he responded with laughter,
but this time the professor saw him, and called him out...but instead
of ratting me out, mattytron bit the bullet and said he had thought
about something one of his friends said from the previous day...in which
the professor acquired as to what it was, after a few seconds of
bickering, mattytron agreed to write it down so the professor could read
it aloud, which i may add she did NOT, and very much disappointed the
whole class, but to rectify the situation passed the note around class
so everyone could privately mock mattytron when they read it...and the
note read this: 'yesterday one of my friends walked in on another one of
my friends naked with his girlfriend, and said her butt looked like it
had been shot with a bb gun' so when someone read the note, they looked
at mattytron and ridiculed him in their mind, and debated whether or not
to burn him at the stake for being such a heretic in the face of
politics and society. and i, being the guilty party, waited for the
note, so that when it got to me, i just shoved it in my book, so
mattytron could still maintain a portion of his former, glorious dignity
with a portion, albeit small, of the remaining members of the academic
institution. but the second message, in fact, never said anything about
bb guns, nakedness, or asses...it indeed mentioned the said the
professor and her invisible whip...actually if i remember correctly it
was: 'you want her to whip you with her magic invisible whip' and it was
that line that shattered the faith of the gods and broke mattytron's
concentration as to what the environment around him was doing...thus
making him a martyr for my fucking lame humor. thank you mattytron...you
are a king among men, except everyone in that class now this you're a
jackass...then our story draws to an end as the cold day progresses on
and everyone slowly forgets what happened, but at least it was a Thursday class and not Tuesday, b/c half the shit-heads in that class
are gonna go get fucking wasted and forget all about it...or just
constantly make fun of it.
Tuesday, February 7, 2006
Monday, February 6, 2006
Sunday, February 5, 2006
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