i stole this from brandi

1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays? i ate with jesus once, he went and died for my sins and stiffed my ass with the check
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it? Salazaar Cezerka

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently? texas

4. You wake up as the opposite gender...what's the one thing you wanna try?  jumping...ha ha ha ha
5. Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie? oh, i definitely rather do brad pitt

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child? a real gun or a monkey, not toys but still

7. Top three celebrities you wanna do. clive owen, christian bale, bruce campbell...what, just b/c i don't wanna do chic celebrities doesn't make me gay

8. What's your favorite hobby? comic books

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you? not really a movie, but i did see zach hopkins driving today

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?  well, i did site the 18th issue of Black Panther to someone talking about Storm's pretty wedding dress
11. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your
execution, what do you eat? human flesh

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done? fly on a plane

13. Before you die you want to go to...? europe

14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do? build a stormtrooper outfit

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet? a cougar or panther

16. Something you'll never try? weird fruits or anal sex

17. If you were an animal what would you be? a hardass pteradyctal

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be? i don't know who i knew then...honestly
19. What's something most people don't know about you? hmm...that's a good one, hold on...i'm not gay - no, oh! i really really like romantic comedies...?

20. First celebrity crush? i think julia roberts, and my how that one faded fast

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities????  love, ha ha, no - a big fucking sword
23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)? def pancakes...mmmmmmm

24. Favorite parody movie? basketball?

25. Worst way to die? anything that takes longer than a few minutes

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen? std's, those count as injuries right? like sex injuries.

27. The worst injury you've ever had? fracture fingertip

28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving? good food

29. Sport you hate the most? prolly polo or golf

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit? new york

31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about? literature
32. Favorite Actor/Actress? clive owen or christian bale, or ryan reynolds...hey, i'd do him too (for the up top list)

33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest? uhm, 'patty cakes'? i dunno

34. What makes an awesome party? awesome people

35. What's your material obsession? ha ha, do you really have to ask?

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?  you suck
37. Favorite kind of dog? the mangy mutt type

38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)? funnel cake

39. Morning or night person? night owl

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit? taking my pants off

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted? anything

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you? prolly sitting in front of my computer
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with? anyone who'll have me

45.Worst job you've ever had? factory job

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for? being organized

47. Favorite cereal? cinnamon toast crunch

48. Book you could read repeatedly? i dunno, most comic books

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done? told someone that i really hoped they would die a horrible death, and meant it

50. What was your best Halloween costume ever? maybe the luchador...or...protoman, but that has yet to be unveiled.

i get discouraged too easily...

...and guess what, i'm discouraged.
too many times, by now i should be saying, 'fuck this.'
i drive too much.

there's always a dilema

fresh taco = love

i sell stupid things to stupid people

so much for covering ourselves in black and painting something red with envy. so much for undercover mercenaries set out to destroy not something beautiful, but something mundaine. so much for looking back to the black in the middle of the day. and so much for so little, so much for a 'how are you?' so much to give and so vacant a part dwelling now empty and withering. so much for forgetting, so much for remembering and so much for nothing.

i've got more love than you've got hand grenades

so i guess satan is indeed kicking your dick in.

i made a deal with the devil and now it's time to pay my due

i'm an idiot. i'm an idiot. i'm an idiot. i'm an idiot. i'm an idiot. i'm an idiot.
and
whores...!
also
not whore: they burn their hair to make it look pretty. and are nice and warm to cuddle with. also nice company when it's one on one time to sleep.
on another note: i'm tired of what this town has to offer. liars. flirty/floozy/immature. i can't deal with it. i'm filled with an utter, astonishing amount of hopelessness due to the fact that...bah and stuff of the like. maybe it's just the demographic, or maybe all this feeling is just and i'll have to feel a continuous regret and hollow satisfaction in an empty bed. i would like to find someone i could lay around with and waste time and days with talking about nothing and spilling my dark secrets to, and have them not run away. but the likes of those are seemingly not to be found around here. guess it's about that time to give up...again.
there, satan, i have blogged, i made it cryptic enough for you to still understand most of it, my binding contract with you is nihl and fulfilled.
and as greg would prolly like to add: "Satan's kickin' your dick in."

what's this?

I...
...fucking...
...hate...
...liars. PEYAAAHH!