when's the last time i did this?

so i realize that i haven't blogged in a while, so let me give it another shot. hmm, i have a rediscovered interest in comic books, which is lame (i know) amongst the horror movies/zombie fetish and being a beginner @ dungeons and dragons. but it's a nice thing to waste money on, cuz everyone knows how i like to waste the money. hey, it's better than spending it all on booze, or drugs...just sit on that. anywho, still working the isles of movie warehouse...pretty boring, nothing much to update there, no raise or anything, did get some pretty sweet lil gifts from there, like shirts and stuff...and got to see my fam for x-mas. got a digital camera, so now i can be a bigger camera whore than mattytron. and i got to hang w/ the mostest wonderfulest g/f in the whole world on x-mas eve. and the star wars marathon w/ mattytron & the DM!, and shopping the day after x-mas. nothing really that exciting. up to episode 97 on Naruto, and i did that in like two days...37 to 97...holy shit.
oh, and today i was reading lj's and shit, and jason might not be coming back this semester! what the hell? that's blows big monkey nuts, i mean it'd be cool to have a private room, but i don't wanna pay for it. and plus i like having a room mate that i get along with. if he doesn't come back it's not like the room's gonna be much different though, most of the shit around here is mine anyway, cuz i'm such a pack rat with all this clutter shit. i dunno. it's all of the sudden, so i'm thrown off. anyway, i have to use the little boy's room, so i'll be back.
alright, i'm back...bye.

the joys of randomness

so as i'm sure you all know since you keep up with every single thing i do...i went to bardstown for the weekend, since i have to work on x-mas, now before you guys throw me your, 'i'm sorry' or 'that sucks' messages, it's fine - i took it b/c i knew no one else wanted to, either way - i'm still cherry b/c i got present and gave them as well, just didn't have to wait as long, which is pretty nice. anywho, sunday night, my parents and i went and ate in elizabethtown, and we had to stop by some stores, b/c my mother likes to shop like no other, it's like her cocaine+herione, seriously, she'll put in full 8 hour days of shopping, i shit you not. anyway, on with the mini-tale, we proceeded into t.j. maxx b/c my pops wanted some coffee, and they apparently have this kind've awesome coffee (whole bean) that he can't find anywhere else, so i just start wandering around the store, and i like to do, and i notice how much weird junk the maxx has, i mean seriously, among it's cool mini-jimbe (sp?) drums, and celtic crosses, it's african (& chinese) themed statuettes and awesomely artistic vases, i see two things that quite frankly scare me, first i run across this pleasure device that's disguising itself as a popel towel holder, seriously, check it out:

i mean if that's not a dildo/butt plug, i don't know what is...and i pointed it out to my parents with this shocked look on my face, like my childhood had just been raped away in that one moment, and i was forced to be an adult, the only thing i could say was, "can i have this?" of course, they asked what i needed it for, and i was ashamed so i turned away and told them not to worry about it. so i carried on with my nomadic wandering and exploring of the story, and then i see this:

seriously, what the hell is this, i mean, it's not a candle holder, the woman's body doesn't have any arms, or a freaggin' head. what the hell man? at this point i had no choice but to run away, and go open my x-mas present, which i received - duh duh duh, and digital camera and bunches of food. yay. the end.

kk?

you keep it so cool, but i can tell...
you're dying on the inside...
and it's forcing you to slowly break apart...

mother fucking god damn

i hate internet drama...especially when i'm involved and i don't even know it, that's fucking super.
so to you fine people: i've said what i needed to say about the situation, just leave me the hell alone.

mother fucking god damn

i hate internet drama...especially when i'm involved and i don't even know it, that's fucking super.

so to you fine people: i've said what i needed to say about the situation, just leave me the hell alone.

concerning this urgent dilemma

you shouldn't really rely on the subject line so much, i mean come on, i'm really just fuckin' with you b/c it's nothing that important, i'm prolly just gonna go on a rant...possibly. i just finished a very good spider-man graphic novel, pretty sweet and well plotted, thank you matt for pushing it off on me, now maybe i'll get through the rest faster. and the most beautiful girl in the world is asleep, and i keep glancing at her. it's really times like these that keep working around in my head, how'd i get to be so lucky, how do i always manage to come out on top. i mean i bitch and whine and complain and do pretty much nothing, and i have to deal with a lot of pointless shit a lot of the time. but things shouldn't ever end up as well as they do most of the time. in perspective if i just stand back and take in every single little thing, no matter how much i might be stressed about something, i still come out ahead and i'd kind've like to know why. it doesn't bother me, just confuses me...hmm...

another middle finger, i cut it off and choke you with it by shoving in down your throat

before i head to the bed i was supposed to be in about and hour and a half ago, i just thought i'd type a lil ole entry to this myspace account, b/c this weekend was wonderousful. i am really lucky to have a great g/f, and whoever else is happy, i'm happy for you. yeah, i know i'm sounding quite the annoying chipper guy right now, but i just figured i'd put it out there, and kind've brag, b/c i don't get that chance too much. and the words you say can't bring me down, i've paid my dues and spent my time in hell, and god dammit now everything's paying up like i've yearned for. and for once, i can see my life getting back on track and my heart's sinking into a nice comfortable bed for some rest from the stress and constant bickering of a succubus trying to steal my soul, but luckily someone played the song backwards for me, and saved me. yay. now...i'm a free and with the most greatest gorgeous g/f in the world....woot.